you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
and you make all my bitches crawl
(via harajukubitch)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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Josh Devine? more like Josh DeFINE amiright
(Source: zayncangetsome, via harajukubitch)
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