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life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.


Mine was “A Dirty Faggot”

No wonder I couldnt get a job

(Source: princessblogonoke, via 295)

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Urgent security update


Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

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you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

way down here

(via sexistant)

Posted: March/21/2014 -- 266647 Notes --- Reblog


I want to throw up

I want to make out with you

I want to slam my head into the pavement

i dont know if i should be disgusted turned on or worried

(via bllwut)

Posted: March/21/2014 -- 229944 Notes --- Reblog